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Hey Chica’s! Sorry I’ve been away so long, but I’m here to give you guys the scoop on what has to be the best sales on the net, BAR NONE!

My favorite store in the world is having a massive sale on:

Cellex-C – 15% OFF

GoSmile – 20% OFF

Kinerase – 20% OFF

Peter Thomas Roth – 20% OFF

Janson Beckett – 20% OFF

June Jacobs – 20% OFF

MD Skincare – 20% OFF

Atopalm – 15% OFF

and what is probably the most impressive sale of all, Natura Bisse, one of the most exclusive and expensive brands in the skin care industry, is on a special 15% OFF Sale. Now I can get my favorite, Natura Bisse Diamond Extreme Anti-Aging Cream! I know that rumblepup will get it for me. ;P

Equally surprising is the sale on ultra exclusive Z.Bigatti Skin Care, 10% OFF! Chica’s, these products are NEVER discounted!

And here it is, HOLD THE PHONE! One of the hottest skin care lines of last year, Dr. Brandt, released a special KIT, for both Poreless and Lineless lines. Well, to top off their BADASS SALE, banler.com has come out swinging with something special for everyone.

The Dr. Brandt Lineless Essentials Kit, which normally sells for 65.00, is on sale for 32.00!

Add to that the Dr. Brandt Poreless Essentials Kit, for 30.00, when it normally sells for 55-58.00 anywhere else, and you’ve got a special skincare offering that just doesn’t come along every day.

I know I’ve harped on and on about them again and again and again, but it’s sales like these that make’s banler.com my absolute favorite, and why I hate skinstore.com

Bring out the Plastic!

Acne bites.

Acne blows.

Acne sucks.

Let me not keep my feelings in here. I’ve hated acne since that very first little zit showed up on chin when I was twelve, and it’s been a solid, red hate since then.

I mean, there you go, a pretty girl with nearly flawless skin, strutting around making all the girls without flawless skin jealous (we’re terrible when it comes to comparisons, or did you guess?) and up pops this zit that screams out at the world “Oily skinned bitch here!”

FTS.

Acne is the enemy. Acne must die a terrible, painful death. We must all do our part in wiping out zits, blackheads, white heads, in-growns, blemishes, red volcanic inflamed pimples from hell, so that we, the silky lotus flowers of the world, can continue to strut without worry of what the other bitch thinks.

Luckily, there’s science and technology to come to the rescue. That rocks! I mean, finally all the chemicals and solutions and testing and mixing have come together to bring us….

wait for it….

Rodan + Fields.

The creators of Proactiv have a line of skin care that’s really something to stand back and give praise about. The UNBLEMISH line of products is actually a regimen that this chichibeauty has come to love. Although I’m usually a Murad girl, especially at great prices, I can honestly say that I’m impressed.

The Unblemish Regimen has to be my favorite. A full line of products, this package includes:

  • acne medicated cleanser
  • facial toner
  • acne medicated lotion

That should be used together to get the best effect.

So now I can be the perfect chichibeauty, and kiss my rumblepup, without any sicko zits. Of course, I’ll go out and show all the other girls my cool, smooth skin, just to be the A Numero Uno BIATCH in my hood, but that’s another topic.

Ever been dumbstruck? I mean, stopped in your tracks dumb? That doesn’t happen often to me. The last time it happened, I was watching Paris Hilton attempt to count jelly beans. That made me stop in my tracks because I was dying to see her get past 8. Really, it was like watching a car crash.

But I digress. I love beauty and skin care, ’cause a girl needs all the tricks she can get. Years ago I heard about a really exclusive skin care brand call Z.Bigatti, and the night cream that literally changes a girls complexion overnight. I went into my local salon, and no dice. Seems it’s pretty exclusive.

So, of course, I went searching online. Seems that Z. Bigatti is so exclusive, it can be sold at retail prices. I’m sorry, but that just won’t do for chichibeauty. What kind of shopper would I be if I settled for retail. Yuck.

Lo and behold, my favorite place in all the world, banler.com, just brought the world famous Z.Bigatti Re-Storation Goodnight Facial Cream . I tell you, I could have kissed the computer screen.

Of course, I didn’t, because I couldn’t. I was dumbstruck, dumbfounded and just dumb. Holy @##@! A 295.00 item that NO ONE DISCOUNTS, and they are selling it for 236.00.

That’s it, I’m not going anywhere else. I’m just gonna buy this, and watch the screen.